Yu Jing
Wakaka... when was the last time I actually updated this closed to decomposed blog? Anyway exams started 2 days ago and now I freakingly cramming all my Science notes into my mind. Well... Thats the oh so unfortunate outcome for procrastinating for quite a while...

Ah... Geography was ok, History wasn't bad, English essays were quite alright (although I'm rather crystal clear that I *won't*, I repeat, I *WON'T* score for it) ==, Chinese was good haha...

MATHS... The murderer, the killer of our precious brain cells, don't ever reaking mention about it ==... Killer subject -.-

Yep right now I'm rather pressurized by the numerous notes and equations which I'm trying to jam them into my bloody mind. Suddenly my brain seemed to have hibernated and currently out of order -.-...

Anways... Best of luck for ya'all's exams... I'm currently at the brink of death... Trying my best to hold onto my life with just a thin piece of string...

Yu Jing
Yo people, guess what? I'm finally back to blogging again!!! Wow, let's see. the last post was from... November 0.0... Ehehe.... I guess I slacked off too much from blogging =P

Yup plan to do some editing to my blog, might change the skin too... Lol...

Guess what, I'm posting this during my SDLS, haha... So much had happened and changed during this second year of secondary school life and boarding school life. Furthermore, I'm in 9th Boarders' Council woohoo!!! xD First time got Sec two student inside huh...

Apparently I can't blog long... I still have Maths homework to do... so TTFN!!! xD
Yu Jing
Obviously... Holidays are so boring... Being trapped inside the house doing nothing except studying; games; eat; sleep; studying; games; eat; sleep...

Well here are some jokes, hope ya'all like them xD, it's damn funny that I can laugh my wits out haha...

Joke#1
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Joke#2
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
Yu Jing
Wow, yesterday was GREAT! Went out to Sunway Pyramid with Zhuo Yi and Jaycie, long time never see them le ><... First we went to watch movie - Madagascar 2 - We couldn't stop laughing haha... Then went to Arcade to enjoy ourselves a bit. Oh my god spent RM25 there! Then only we ate lunch at around 3pm at Gasoline.(yeah, it's kinda late because everyone's not feeling hungry yet...).

Amazing, with just oredering: 2 plates of onion fried spaghetti, 1 plate of XO sauce fried rice (I don't know what the heck is that xD) 1 large *Jar* of watermelon juice (True! it's in a jar!) 2 bowls of mushrooom soup (We were wondering whether we ordered wrongly because the name on the bowl was saying "Chicken Soup" and "Onion Soup"xD)

Cost RM55.10 O: Oh my god... so expensive ><

Then later we went shopping. Hmm... I bought a long shirt, quite cute too. Jaycie bought the same one but with another design on it. She looks damn cool in it. But then her's cost Rm15, while mine's almost 2 times of hers ><... Wonder will I ever regret of buying it? Zhuo Yi bought a t-shirt at the c@tchup store, so expensive there O.o Well, we took some shots there haha:
Yu Jing
Wah why like everyone wans to relink their blog 0.0... It took me _ages_ to link finish all of them xD Anyway, to all Lick Hung 6F 2008 friends:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR HTTP AT THE TAG BOARD WHEN YOU TAG ME OR ELSE HOW CAN I LINK YOU????

And lastly, thank you =]
Yu Jing
Ok, I'm doing this quiz AGAIN... This time tagged by Leong Hui and FYI, I'm just gonna do the front part, the hind questions' answer were posted before in my post before...

1. The person who tagged you is?
1st time : Jessye <3
Current time : Leong Hui ;]

2. Your relationship with him/her?
Him... friends...

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her

Hmm... How am I supposed to say... Ok gua...

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you.
o.o... Not close to him... Say things about me gua... What? It's considered *memorable* right? xD

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you?
None...

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
Ehem... This will never happen =]

7. If he/she becomes your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?
Same answer as the previous question...

8. If they become your enemy, you will?

Nope, I don't think so, even if he did not treat me well, I won't consider him as an enemy... =]

10. What it is you want to tell for him/her now?
Huh... Er... Happy Hols? Lol...

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
Ok lah...

PS: I'm wasting my braincells doing maths =.= I hate the holidays... I want go back hostel ><>.
Yu Jing
I'm so stupid! What the hell have I done???

Damn...